Wall Streeters are sharing a story about a wild holiday party that went horribly wrong

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There’s a story being passed around today among hedge funders and bankers about a Christmas party on Thursday evening that went awry for one young financier.

We’ve received similar versions of the story below, detailing a Wall Street office party, and what supposedly happened to one junior employee.

Wall Street is abuzz with rumors over who was involved, with many using their trusty Bloomberg terminal to look up individual profiles and guess at the identity of the unhappy partygoer.

Here’s what went down, according to the story. Just to be clear: 21 Club is the midtown-Manhattan restaurant where Donald Trump recently ate dinner. Weeden is a brokerage firm that was founded in 1922, which is a good reason to think some of the details here are a little hazy.

“1. Had Christmas party at 21 Club last night

2. Was bombed by 7pm

3. Threw up on the founder of Weeden at 815

4. Woke up in the Bronx with no phone, wallet or recollection of how he got there

5. I guess finds the phone and calls the desk at 915 to see if he should come in

6. Shows up to work in the same suit w HOLES in it

7. Gets sent home”

Sounds like quite a night.