1. Loud shirts with writing, graphics, or flames on them.
Keep it simple.Mr. Porter
“Those shirts with the flames on them, oh lordy … ” —sapandsawdust
This should go without saying, but apparently it needs to be said. Anything with graphics, flames, witty sayings, or logos on it needs to be turned into trash immediately.
They’re not clever. They’re not cute, and they’re a serious turn-off.
Instead wear: Literally any other shirt.