Sports
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It’s not that Tony La Russa is old, it’s that he’s an ass
He made this mess.Image: Getty Images Apologies for all of those times this year calling Tony La Russa a dinosaur, because the...
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Herbstreit’s woe is tradition rings laughably dense in today’s NCAA
Coach Swinney could tell him.Image: Getty Images Kirk Herbstreit complaining that Texas and Oklahoma joining the SEC is ruinous to college athletics...
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Deadspin fixes NBA free agency, Part V: Centers
Image: Getty Images What you want from a center is the ability to play them in the playoffs, and usually, you only...
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BREAKING: You get a high-impact player! And YOU get a high-impact player! [Rolling updates]
RHP Reese Olson —> DET Image: Getty Images If there’s one thing the Milwaukee Brewers didn’t need, it was pitching. Starting, relief,...
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Starlin Castro suspended 30 games for violating MLB’s domestic violence policy
Get out.Image: Getty Images Washington Nationals veteran infielder Starlin Castro has been suspended without pay for 30 days for violating the MLB’s...
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Phew! USWNT scores shootout win over Netherlands
On to the next… Image: Getty Images With the United States tied with the Netherlands, deep into extra time in the Olympic...
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Guess we’re gonna have to wait a little longer for all those other big NBA trades
The Sixers reportedly turned down a mega-offer from Toronto for Simmons, but asked too much of Dubs.Image: Getty Images Yeah, never mind,...
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The Cubs finally let go of the burden of being good
See ya?Image: Getty Images It started before Kris Bryant was called up. Fuck, it probably started the day Anthony Rizzo signed his...
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LOL JK Padres, no Max Scherzer for you
Max Scherzer is headed to the *checks notes* Dodgers. Maybe.Image: Getty Images Hey, so, cool story. Remember that one time I wrote...
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Hey Lakers, take a step back and rethink this Westbrook deal
Russell might be joining LeBron in LA.Image: Getty Images I don’t know about this one, chief. You may have heard Woj and...