Sports
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NCAA engages in legal circle-jerk over VASECTOMY MAYHEM
The NCAA doesn’t want people confusing vasectomy mayhem with basketball,Illustration: Shutterstock It’s only fitting that the NCAA is very concerned with dicks....
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Bauer Hockey couldn’t have screwed up worse than trotting out Patrick Kane for International Women’s Day
Bauer Hockey chose accused-rapist Patrick Kane to kick off its video for International Women’s Day.Screenshot: Bauer Hockey Whatever holiday you’re having, whatever...
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Pepe Le Pew should be canceled, but Space Jam misses a huge opportunity
Space Jam missed a chance to teach kids about consent.Illustration: Warner Bros/Getty “Now they are cancelling Looney Toons characters!” You can already...
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Nearly a third of the NBA was in Miami for Atlanta’s All-Star Weekend
Miami International Airport was a surprise hub of activity for NBA players during this year’s All-Star Weekend.Photo: Getty Images Roughly 150 NBA...
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Dak Prescott to make record $75M this season after inking 4-year, $160M deal to stay in Dallas
Get money.Image: Getty Images Dak Prescott finally got his contract extension, and it’s a doozy. The Dallas Cowboys announced today that Prescott...
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Georgia Senate passes bill to silence voters who look like LeBron
LeBron James.Photo: Getty Images This fight isn’t over. On Monday, the Georgia Senate passed an election bill, also expected to pass through...
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Let’s take a moment to appreciate American women in sports of the 21st century
Image: Getty Images Just over a year ago, Vonn announced that she would retire from professional skiing after more than a decade...
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Everything John Schneider does is stupid and inexplicable
Give it a rest, Schneider.Image: Getty Images Seahawks general manager John Schneider continues to make me a very angry Seahawks fan. So,...
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The Exploding Barbed Wire Death Match was the worst thing I’ve ever seen, in all the best ways
John Moxley and Kenny Omega participate in the wholesome event.Photo: AEW They actually went through with it. That was my overriding thought...
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Is Overtime Elite the amateur sports game changer we’ve been waiting for?
Overtime’s snappy videos have become viral sensations. Now, the digital media outfit is getting into league play.Screenshot: OTE It’s probably too soon...