Red Vines are a polarizing candy. Not since candy corn has a sugary snack absorbed so much scorn, but many sophisticates like myself (and not like my coworkers Chelsea and Tercius, who are wrong and bad) find the tough texture to be rewarding. The best candy is the candy that makes you work a bit.
If you, like me, like to take a swing on the Vine from time to time, you can get a 3.5 pound jar of them for just $6 today on Amazon.