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Lamborghini Rips Nürburgring Production Car Record Into Shreds; Lights Those Shreds On Fire; Casts Ashes To The Wind To Blow In The Face Of Porsche

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FLASH! BANG! ZOOM! THE NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACÁN PERFORMANTE JUST SMASHED THROUGH THE PRODUCTION CAR LAP RECORD AT THE NÜRBURGRING. Holy fuck! Who saw that one coming? YOU DID.

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Look. Just look at it go. Around the corners. Through the bends. Zwish! It’s fast! I can’t handle how fast it is.

That puny Porsche 918 time? The one that was under seven minutes that everyone made a big stink about?

This Lamborghini is faster. By five seconds. Damn!

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