Spring, finally, has arrived. That means it’s time to put away the dowdy old sweaters and heavy jackets. But what will you wear instead? You have to have clothes—it’s the law. Thankfully we at Jalopnik have you covered with some sexy new t-shirt designs that will let everyone you meet know your blood is pumping full of gasoline and good takes.
It’s been forever and a day since we updated the official Jalopnik merch store. The good news is all the classics are still there—the hoodies, the stickers, the logo t-shirts and the decals.
But now, thanks to the great and powerful Jason Torchinsky, you have your choice of several new designs to show off how much you love the cars.
Preach the real truth about what makes a real wagon!
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Learn more about door handles!
Celebrate the history of race cars in video games!
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Face the inevitable consequences of our SUV apocalypse!
Show everyone what car powertrain these animals would have!
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And finally, take two of the internet’s finest and handsomest Car Boys with you wherever you go! This one’s for the real Car vs. America stans out there. (Did I ask Mike and Raph if I could put them on a t-shirt, for profit? I can’t remember. I also don’t care.)
All these and some more available now in the merch store. Buy them and support digital media, and all of our tragic project cars. Thank you for your continued support.
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